The British Are Coming!
Unlike your wife lol
Fuck you, Nathaniel
Well don’t fucking wake people up, Paul
Due to recent budget cuts,
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
in Canadian history…
“I am a little upset.”
minds his own fucking business
“Grannie, do all fairy tales begin with
‘Once Upon A Time’?”
“No darling. There is a whole series of fairy tales that begin with
‘If Elected I Promise’.”
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy,
it’s a Chucktatership.
You’re either with us or a fucking terrorist.