If you want to save money Published July 12, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers If you want to save money at Xmas, now’s the time to tell the kids that Santa didn’t make it through the pandemic Modern problems require modern solutions
Oh sure, everbody says Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers Oh sure, everbody says they want to keep Christmas traditional But when I dress like the Krampus and put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I’ve gone too far 🙄
Christmas is Cancelled! Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Christmas is cancelled! It seems after you told Santa you’d been good this year, he died laughing 😆
He’s trimming the buds Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers He’s trimming the buds He’s checking them twice We’re gonna get high It’s gonna be nice 😉
Dear Santa Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Dear Santa, I want a little brother for Christmas. Sincerely, Timmy Dear Timmy, Send me your mommy. 😆
If I Ask Santa Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers If I ask Santa for coal What does he give me if I”m naughty?
Only gives expensive presents Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Only gives expensive presents to rich kids 😉
For Those Stoners Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers For those stoners who were good this whole year 😉
What do you mean? Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers What do you mean Santa’s got enough reindeer
What Santa Does Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers What Santa Claus does the other 11 months of the year. 😉
When you write a letter to Satan Published November 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers When you write a letter to Satan instead of Santa asking for a puppy 😈
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