If you want to save money at Xmas, now’s the time to tell the kids that Santa didn’t make it through the pandemic
Modern problems require modern solutions
What was that?
Hit the wipers!!!
Oh sure, everbody says they want to keep Christmas traditional
But when I dress like the Krampus and put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I’ve gone too far
Christmas is cancelled!
It seems after you told Santa you’d been good this year,
he died laughing
He’s trimming the buds
He’s checking them twice
We’re gonna get high
It’s gonna be nice
I want a little brother for Christmas.
Send me your mommy.
If I ask Santa for coal
What does he give me if I”m naughty?
Only gives expensive presents
to rich kids
For those stoners
who were good this whole year
What do you mean
Santa’s got enough reindeer
What Santa Claus does the other 11 months of the year.
When you write a letter to Satan
instead of Santa asking for a puppy