Although frowned upon…

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.

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You’re like a ray of sunshine…

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

You’re like a ray of sunshine

Hurting peoples eyes
and giving them cancer

😈

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I honked at the car in front of me and this angry Alpaca popped out and now I’m not sure what to do

😛

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

“Girl you need to stop asking to die
it gets really annoying
im a busy person.

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

when you chilling
with someone and they
always on the phone

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Published November 26, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Cuzn cat visits for wknd
He still anoyin as evar

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