Monthly Archives: October 2016
Now, because of your stupidity,
an innocent shoe must die.
I turned that bitches ass into a pumpkin
Bitches love pumpkins
What pussy invented that?
But I will find you
and eat your pumpkin cheesecake
How pumpkin pies are really made
Last Halloween I was arrested for smashing pumpkins with a baseball bat…
but seriously what parent dresses up their child as a pumpkin?
If you say “Pumpkin Spice Latte” in the mirror three times…
A white girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you all her favorite things about fall.
And this… kids..
is how pumpkins are made
Everyone chill the fuck out
I got this
“Aw fuck – is that you?”