Monthly Archives: October 2016

Because of your stupidity

Published October 31, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Now, because of your stupidity,
an innocent shoe must die.

🙁

Posted in Cat Memes, Halloween Memes | Tagged Death, Shoe, Stupidity, Superman | Leave a comment

Halp!

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Halp!
I’z been eated!

😆

Posted in Cat Memes, Halloween Memes | Tagged Jack O Lantern, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Hating Pumpkins

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Fuck
I hate pumpkin shit

👿

Posted in Cat Memes, Fall Memes | Tagged Fuck Off, Grumpy Cat, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Turned Into A Pumpkin

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

I turned that bitches ass into a pumpkin
Bitches love pumpkins

😉

Posted in Halloween Memes | Tagged Ass, Jack O Lantern, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Pumpkin Beer?

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Pumpkin Beer?
What pussy invented that?

🙄

Posted in Drinking Memes, Fall Memes | Tagged Beer, Pumpkin, Pussy | Leave a comment

I will find you

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

But I will find you
and eat your pumpkin cheesecake

😆

Posted in Fall Memes | Tagged Cake, Hungry, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Come at me!

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Come at me bro

😯

Posted in Halloween Memes | Tagged Destruction, Jack O Lantern, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Imposters

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Impostors will be nommed

😯

Posted in Halloween Memes, Turtle Memes | Tagged Hungry, Imposters, Nom Nom, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Making Pumpkin Pies

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

How pumpkin pies are really made

😯

Posted in Failure Memes, Thanksgiving Memes | Tagged Fail, Oh Really?, Pie, Poop, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Smashing Pumpkins

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Last Halloween I was arrested for smashing pumpkins with a baseball bat…
but seriously what parent dresses up their child as a pumpkin?

Posted in Animal Memes, Halloween Memes | Tagged Baseball, Bat, Oops!, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Pumpkin Spice Latte

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

If you say “Pumpkin Spice Latte” in the mirror three times…
A white girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you all her favorite things about fall.

😈

Posted in Fall Memes, Yoga Memes | Tagged Flavor, Latte, Mirror, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

And this kids…

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

And this… kids..
is how pumpkins are made

😯

Posted in Halloween Memes | Tagged Birth, Jack O Lantern, Oh Really?, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Everyone Chill The Fuck Out

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Everyone chill the fuck out
I got this

Posted in Failure Memes, Say What? | Tagged Fail, Fire | Leave a comment

Pete!

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

“PETE!”
“Aw fuck – is that you?”

😥

Posted in Animal Memes | Tagged Chickens, Eggs, OMG, Oops! | Leave a comment

Fuck It

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

FUCK IT
I’m going home

🙁

Posted in Demotivational, Failure Memes | Tagged Fail, Giving Up | Leave a comment