I honked at the car in front of me and this angry Alpaca popped out and now I’m not sure what to do
There’s no reason to tailgate me
when I’m doing 50 in a 35.
And those flashing lights on top of your car
For fuck’s sake Karen, slide the seat up
Craigslist be like,
“been in storage the last 40 years, just needs battery charged”
And then Al realized his problems were much bigger than just a smashed truck.
Too much wind
Oh fuck no it blew the car over
What do you mean
Santa’s got enough reindeer
Yep, I see your problem,
there’s a dude passed out in your engine.
Also, your mechanic is a pony.