I want to hear the story…

Published June 8, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I want to hear the story behind this cake.

I’m sorry I blacked out,
tried to kill you,
and almost got us arrested.

😛

I love you

Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I love you, kitchen wolf
You’re drunk, polkaspottied kitty.

😉

Published May 17, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

I ws going to make you a rum cake for your birthday
but now its just drunk
and I’m cake

😀

Published November 28, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Go Home Cthulhu
You’re Drunk!

Published October 22, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Go home bat
You’re drunk

😉

Published October 24, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Drunk Pumpkins

pumpkins plus drink
equal
chunks

🙂

Published April 23, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

I tried to log in on my iPad.
Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don’t own an iPad.

Also, I’m out of wine.

😆

Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

What did we do last night?
I can’t remember shit

😎

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

you’s not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

🙄