Monthly Archives: November 2018
Go Home Cthulhu
Fluffy’s exorcism was not going as well as expected…
Oh sure, everbody says they want to keep Christmas traditional
But when I dress like the Krampus and put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I’ve gone too far
That recipe didn’t go as planned…
but it was so much fun
For fuck’s sake Karen, slide the seat up
Jesus wants to remind you
that if you don’t sin he died for nothing.
You may be COOL… but you’ll never be BRUCE LEE, JIM MORRISON, and JIMI HENDRIX all hangin’ at the same freakin’ party, “COOL”!
This is the last time we get a corpse from Ikea!
And this rare specimen is the Nope Spider of the genus Fuckius Nopeus of the Hell No family, indigenous to the No Way Jose region of Lord Help Us All.
Almost saw a vampire on my morning walk.
Shot my first turkey today…
scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!!
Well, this is uncomfortable.
Cerberus as a puppy guarding the gates to heck.
For those days when you just want to take a nice hot bath
and set a dick on fire!