I am proud to be a virgin & I will remain a virgin till I die because I want to be a good example to my children.
Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.
Later that day…
Sally taught herself how to ride her own bike.
And just like that Uncle Mike was never asked to baby sit again.
Me trying to raise my kids to be better then me… But this gangster shit is hereditary
Yes! got my dishes
MEANWHILE IN THE LIVING ROOM!!
Every time there’s a toddler in the house.
Sometimes a mom just
needs a 5 minute break