Fail

I don’t always…

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I don’t always try to fart quietly,

but when I do I shit my pants

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Pee on the…

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Pee on the electric fence…
they said

It would be fun they said

😛

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Suddenly…

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Suddenly…
an oven

🙂

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Mayhem

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Mayhem is Everywhere

OH MY GOSH…

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Thought I was having

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Thought I was having a hot flash this morning! Then I realized it was just my boobs in my coffee…

😆

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Ezekiel…

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Ezekiel… how many times must I tell you
horses can’t read stop signs

😆

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Dammit Alexa!

Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Dammit Alexa, I said “cheeses.”

🙂

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There’s no reason…

Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

There’s no reason to tailgate me
when I’m doing 50 in a 35.

And those flashing lights on top of your car
look ridiculous.

😀

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And just like that…

Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

And just like that Uncle Mike was never asked to baby sit again.

😆

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For Deer Hunting

Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

for deer hunting
my hubbie made me

this lucky hat

😈

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Like A Boss

Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

LIKE A BOSS

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Always!

Published March 22, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Always wear pajamas to bed!

😛

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When you’re trying to get ready

Published July 2, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

When you’re trying to get ready to go out but you’re high as fuck.

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What was that?

Published July 2, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

What was that?
Hit the wipers!!!

Posted in Cartoons, Christmas Memes, Failure Memes, Funny Memes, Sci Fi Memes | Tagged Aliens, Fail, Oops!, Santa, Science Fiction, UFO | Leave a comment

Your third eye

Published June 16, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

When your third eye finally opens

😆

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