Fail

It’s like one minute I was playing…

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

It’s like one minute I was playing with wool…

and the next
I’d knitted myself a onesie!

A perfect metaphor

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

A perfect metaphor
for my life would be
“someone trying to
stand up in a hammock”

🙂

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Pain

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

PAIN
Not all pain is gain

😈

Posted in Demotivational, Failure Memes, Warning Labels | Tagged Fail, Kids, Oops!, Yikes!, You're Fucked | Leave a comment

One minute I was sleeping

Published June 7, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

One minute I was sleeping on the pillow…
….and then poof, it exploded.
Let’s just be thankful I’m still alive.

🙄

Posted in Dog Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Fail, Oops!, Pillow, Sleeping | Leave a comment

Let us never

Published June 7, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Let us never speak of this again

😆

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Blackened Chicken Recipe

Published May 3, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Blackened Chicken Recipe

1) Clean chicken
2) Place chicken in oven
3) Go check your facebook

😯

Posted in Facebook Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Chickens, Fail, Oops!, Recipe | Leave a comment

Immaturity

Published May 3, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Immaturity
Some people never grow up

😛

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The day United tried to remove

Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

The day United tried to remove Chuck Norris

Posted in Airplane Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Chuck Norris, Destruction, Fail | Leave a comment

I have no idea

Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

I have no idea what I’m doing

😯

Posted in Dog Memes, Failure Memes, Work Memes | Tagged Fail, Homework | Leave a comment

Wait !!

Published April 23, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

WAIT !!!
You forgot to put on your Parasuit

😈

Posted in Airplane Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Fail, Oops!, Parachute, Soldiers, War, You're Fucked | Leave a comment

Teamwork

Published April 23, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

TEAMWORK
Sometimes your team just sucks.

Posted in Animal Memes, Demotivational, Failure Memes, Work Memes | Tagged Death, Fail, Oops!, Penguins, Whales, You're Fucked | Leave a comment

I tried

Published April 23, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

I tried to log in on my iPad.
Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don’t own an iPad.

Also, I’m out of wine.

😆

Posted in Computer Memes, Facebook Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Drunk, Fail, iPad, Wine | Leave a comment

For the love of God

Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

For the love of God,
turn the page.
You are like the slowest reader ever.

😆

Posted in Cat Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Fail, LOL | Leave a comment

Hiding from his bath

Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Hiding from his bath
FAIL

🙂

Posted in Dog Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Bath, Fail, Toilet Paper | Leave a comment

Welcome to Sea World

Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Welcome to Sea World you little shits

😈

Posted in Animal Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Dolphins, Fail, Kids, Sea World | Leave a comment