Failure Memes

I’m not with the CDC…

Published July 12, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

“Please use tongues to pick pastries.
Thx”

I’m not with the CDC but I’m pretty sure these directions are wrong.

😛

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I’m not an expert…

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I’m not an expert, but I don’t think Karen is going to make it.

😛

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Rules For Chopping Your Own Wood

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Rules for chopping your own wood:

Never park downhill of a tree you are cutting.
When in doubt, park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
Just because you live within driving distant of a forest, doesn’t make you a Lumber Jack.
Always use the neighbor’s truck.

Posted in Failure Memes, Work Memes | Tagged Accident, Dumb, Fail, How To, LOL, Mistakes, Oops!, Squished | Leave a comment

Forget The Virus

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Forget the virus

We’re all gonna die tomorrow at 2

👿

Posted in Failure Memes, Pandemic Memes | Tagged Covid-19, Death, Fail, Future, LOL, Mistakes, Oops!, Rona, Weather, Yikes! | Leave a comment

now that we washed our…

Published June 8, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

now that we washed our
hands, how the fuck do
we get them out Karen

😛

Posted in Cute Memes, Failure Memes, Funny Memes, Pandemic Memes | Tagged Covid-19, Fail, Legos, LOL, Oops!, Rona, Toys | Leave a comment

When you’re still…

Published June 8, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

When you’re still wearing your zoom meeting outfit after the quarantine is lifted.

Posted in Failure Memes, Fashion Memes, Pandemic Memes, Work Memes | Tagged Clueless, Covid-19, Forget, LOL, Oops!, People | Leave a comment

On todays episode of

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

On todays episode of
photos you can feel.

😯

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Nailed it!

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Nailed it!

Posted in Failure Memes, Work Memes | Tagged Blood, Creepy, Fail, Mistakes, No!, Oops!, Ouch!, Play On Words, Yikes! | Leave a comment

Trampoline

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Trampoline for sale.

Only used once.

😛

Posted in Failure Memes, Funny Memes | Tagged Death, Fail, Idiots, Oh Really?, Oops!, Stupidity, Yikes! | Leave a comment

I don’t always…

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I don’t always try to fart quietly,

but when I do I shit my pants

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Pee on the…

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Pee on the electric fence…
they said

It would be fun they said

😛

Posted in Animal Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Crazy, Decisions, Disappointment, Fail, Hair, Never Again, Oops!, Ouch!, Pranks, Surprise | Leave a comment

Suddenly…

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Suddenly…
an oven

🙂

Posted in Car Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Accident, Bad Driver, Fail, Oops!, Ouch!, Surprise | Leave a comment

Mayhem

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Mayhem is Everywhere

OH MY GOSH…

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Ezekiel…

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Ezekiel… how many times must I tell you
horses can’t read stop signs

😆

Posted in Failure Memes, Religion Memes | Tagged Accident, Amish, Bad Driver, Fail, Horses, Oops!, Signs | Leave a comment

Dammit Alexa!

Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Dammit Alexa, I said “cheeses.”

🙂

Posted in Baby Memes, Christmas Memes, Computer Memes, Failure Memes, Religion Memes | Tagged Cheese, Fail, Jesus, Kids, LOL, Oops!, Play On Words | Leave a comment