shirleytwofeathers
I repeatedly told him
I repeatedly told him, “What you’re doing is wrong!”
But Hitler just wouldn’t listen.
🙄
I don’t always
I don’t always read something mind-numbingly stupid,
but when I do it’s from a Trump supporter.
🙄
Don’t let anyone…
Don’t let anyone tell you not to stick a knife in an electrical socket.
It’s your right. More people are killed by the flu anyway.
Concealed Carry
Concealed carry
in California
😐
I don’t always
I don’t always
have a tapeworm
But when I do,
I pull it out of my ass
😈
Summer Breeze
Summer Breeze
makes me feel fine
I’m feeling goofy! LOL
🙂
This is your spine
Doctor: This is your spine
Me: wtf put it back
😮
Who remembers
Who remembers
monkey nuts?
I’m not an expert…
I’m not an expert, but I don’t think Karen is going to make it.
😛
Barbie Q
Barbie Q
I am proud to be a virgin
I am proud to be a virgin & I will remain a virgin till I die because I want to be a good example to my children.
🙄
The number U gave me…
The number U gave me at the bar was wrong
so I followed you home
😈
Yep
Yep
It’s a dicktater
😆
Rules For Chopping Your Own Wood
Rules for chopping your own wood:
- Never park downhill of a tree you are cutting.
- When in doubt, park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
- Just because you live within driving distant of a forest, doesn’t make you a Lumber Jack.
- Always use the neighbor’s truck.
You know you suck…
You know you suck in bed
When your blow up doll kills herself.
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