Halloween Published October 24, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Halloween Giving girls an excuse to dress like whores since 1983 🙂
A perfect metaphor Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers A perfect metaphor for my life would be “someone trying to stand up in a hammock” 🙂
Need penis advice? Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Need penis advice? Don’t know who to ask? Look no further… Dick Tips 😉
Glass of wine Published June 7, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Glass of wine and Basket of bananas Please don’t move either one!
I’m too old for this shit Published June 7, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers “I’m too old for this shit” said no rocker ever 😎
Grandma crocheted Published May 3, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Grandma crocheted a shark blanket 😉
Who needs FB Published May 3, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Who needs FB or Twitter because I’m already following you 😈
Diversity Published May 3, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers DIVERSITY The world would be boring if we all looked the same? Not if we all looked like these guys. 😉
I don’t normally surf Published May 3, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers I don’t normally surf the internet But when I do, I just brows. 🙄
I don’t know Published May 3, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers “I don’t know where I would be without life alert.” On the floor.
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