Fate Published January 8, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers FATE No matter how slow you take things, sometimes God will just fuck with you for his own amusement. 😈
In a couple of hours Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers In a couple of hours, the litter box is going to be incredibly festive. 🙂
When you write a letter to Satan Published November 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers When you write a letter to Satan instead of Santa asking for a puppy 😈
Dunno what happnd Published November 7, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Dunno what happnd We dint touch it
I brot youz a flower… Published November 5, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers I brot youz a flower But I eated it…
Bizarre Tragedy Of The Week Published November 5, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Bizarre tragedy of the week! Laxatives caused an elephant named Stefan to unleash an outpouring of poop, burying his pitiful trainer alive. 😆
Next Time You’re Having A Bad Day Published November 5, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Next time you’re having a bad day think of this squirrel. 😯
Smashing Pumpkins Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Last Halloween I was arrested for smashing pumpkins with a baseball bat… but seriously what parent dresses up their child as a pumpkin?
Teamwork Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers TEAMWORK Share Victory, Share Defeat 😥
I knitted U Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers I knitted u a noneuclidean sweatr OMG im sorry it eated u
Sadly for Marshall Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Sadly for Marshall, the shortcomings of his plan were not discovered until the door closed. 😯
New Glasses ! Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers You know she is getting her new glasses this week. Be quiet and Meow will ya! 😛
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