Oh Really?
I don’t suffer from insanity
I don’t suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it.
😀
Scuba Diving in Ireland
Scuba Diving in Ireland
A visiting tourist asks an Irishman:
“Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
To which the Irishman replies:
“If they fell forwards, they’d still be in the fuckin boat.”
😆
As we change the diaper
As we change the diaper
The diaper also changes us
A – 10’s
A – 10’s
are born, not made
😯
Here, we see the baby F-16
Here, we see the baby F-16
cleaning parasites from his older cousin,
the attack helicopter.
😉
Point of View
Point of View
69% of people can find something dirty in everything
😉
When the Lights Com On
When the lights come on in the club
😯
What a surprise!
What a surprise!
After the third involuntary month without sex,
I hear my equipment talking to me…
Sit on me! Turn me on! Come to the little mouse! Rub me!
Let me feel your lips! Press me! Make me sharp! Tear me up! Lick me!
😯
Get Monet
Fuck bitches
Get Monet
😯
File Received
File Received
Click ok to receive $136,000,000,000
from Mr. Gates of Microshaft
OK
No, the purple heart…
No, the purple heart is for being wounded.
This one is for getting turned into a squirrel.
😆
Making Pumpkin Pies
How pumpkin pies are really made
😯
And this kids…
And this… kids..
is how pumpkins are made
😯
Mr. Happy
When you stick Mr. Happy
into somebody’s hoo-ha without a raincoat on,
BABIES COME OUT!
~Arlene
I tried to explain
I tried to explain that I was running late because my unicorn got stuck in a kumquat tree but the talking toaster at work didn’t believe me.
🙄
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