No!

Girl u need to stop

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

“Girl you need to stop asking to die
it gets really annoying
im a busy person.

Posted in Witchcraft Memes | Tagged Annoying, Death, Feelings, No!, Sanity | Leave a comment

I don’t know what

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

I don’t know what this cat is going through, but I can relate.

😐

Posted in Cat Memes, Cute Memes | Tagged Awww, Feelings, No! | Leave a comment

When your alarm goes off

Published November 11, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn’t die in your sleep…

🙂

Posted in Work Memes | Tagged Death, No!, People, Sleeping, Wake Up! | Leave a comment

You have been throwing up all morning?

Published April 24, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

You have been throwing up all morning?

Have you tried eating it?

Posted in Dog Memes | Tagged LOL, No!, Yuck! | Leave a comment

No.

Published April 8, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

No.

😀

Posted in Animal Memes, Cute Memes | Tagged Frogs, LOL, No! | Leave a comment

Yes! got my dishes done

Published April 8, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Yes! got my dishes
MEANWHILE IN THE LIVING ROOM!!

Every time there’s a toddler in the house.

😛

Posted in Parenting Memes | Tagged Kids, No! | Leave a comment

Nooooooo

Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Noooooooooooo

😯

Posted in Animal Memes, Cute Memes | Tagged No!, Squirrels | Leave a comment

And when I die…

Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

“And when I die, this will all be yours…”

*points to plastic bags filled with other plastic bags*

😛

Posted in Miscellaneous Memes | Tagged Death, Gift, Grandma, No!, Yikes! | Leave a comment

Dude

Published October 24, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Dude
did you eat the last unicorn?

No.

😀

Posted in Animal Memes, Cute Memes | Tagged Dinosaurs, Hungry, No!, Nom Nom, Oops!, Unicorns | Leave a comment

Glass of wine

Published June 7, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Glass of wine and
Basket of bananas

Please don’t move either one!

Posted in Naughty Memes | Tagged Bananas, Naked, No!, Nudist, People, Wine | 1 Comment

We’re home!

Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

We’re home!
Oh no… I left the dog in the dryer…

😛

Posted in Cat Memes, Dog Memes | Tagged No!, Oops!, Surprise | Leave a comment

Pull cord

Published April 23, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Pull cord
to begin apocalypse

😆

Posted in Cat Memes, Dog Memes | Tagged No!, You're Fucked | Leave a comment

I can only please

Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

I can only please one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

😉

Posted in Insulting Memes | Tagged Fuck Off, No! | Leave a comment

Wheen you wake up

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

When you wake up
early to go to the gym
and hate every
second of it

🙁

Posted in Failure Memes, Fitness Memes | Tagged Fail, No!, Wake Up!, Work Out | Leave a comment

Murphy’s Laws of Flight

Published January 17, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Murphy’s Laws of Flight
Loud, sudden noises in a helicopter WILL get your undivided attention.

😯

Posted in Airplane Memes | Tagged Helicopters, No!, Oops!, Pilots | Leave a comment