Exercise?! Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Exercise?! I thought you said Extra Fries!
A babysitter once tried Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers A baby sitter once tried to place me in “time out” I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. 😆
Dude Published January 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Dude is it done yet? I’m freakin starving!!! 😆
I will find you Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers But I will find you and eat your pumpkin cheesecake 😆
Sadly for Marshall Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Sadly for Marshall, the shortcomings of his plan were not discovered until the door closed. 😯
O Hai! Published October 22, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers O Hai! Bin Sleepn I can has soulz now? 😎
It Happened In The Future Published October 22, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Cthlulhu has already eaten your God. It happened in the future.
Your Sanity Has A Flavor Published October 22, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Your sanity has a flavor Nom Nom Nom 😈
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