Happy Birthday

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Happy Birthday
from one hipster to another

😛

I want to hear the story…

Published June 8, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I want to hear the story behind this cake.

I’m sorry I blacked out,
tried to kill you,
and almost got us arrested.

😛

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Pee on the electric fence…
they said

It would be fun they said

😛

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Ohhh… Undress me with your words.

There’s a spider in your bra.

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Goes to Holi

Comes back looking like a serial killer

😛

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I have to run as
fast as I can
to a randomly
selected other room

🙂

Published October 24, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

For Halloween I’m gonna be emotionally stable.
No one’s gonna know it’s me.

😉

Published October 24, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

I hate being bipolar
it’s awesome!

Published November 27, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

1 in 3 lolcats
iz on drugs

😆