There’s no reason… Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers There’s no reason to tailgate me when I’m doing 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous. 😀
And just like that… Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers And just like that Uncle Mike was never asked to baby sit again. 😆
When you’re trying to get ready Published July 2, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers When you’re trying to get ready to go out but you’re high as fuck.
Your third eye Published June 16, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers When your third eye finally opens 😆
Fluffy’s exorcism Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers Fluffy’s exorcism was not going as well as expected… 😈
That recipe… Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers That recipe didn’t go as planned… but it was so much fun 😆
For fucks sake Karen Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers For fuck’s sake Karen, slide the seat up
Dammit Maude! Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers Dammit Maude! This is the last time we get a corpse from Ikea!
Craigslist be like, Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers Craigslist be like, “been in storage the last 40 years, just needs battery charged” 😕
He died accidentally Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers He died accidentally while I was questioning him
I have started coloring Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers I have started coloring to manage my stress and anxiety. 😛
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