If I wait until the last minute Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers if I wait until the last minute it’ll only take a minute 😉
I’m rollin’ now! Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers I’m rollin’ now! Just blew the fur off a sloth 😛
Welcome to Sea World Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Welcome to Sea World you little shits 😈
Hello Human Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Hello Human Notice how I am between you and your rifle 😯
Hello, little girl. Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Hello little girl. I’m a zebra! Bitch, calm yourself. 😆
The Squirrel-Spider Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers The squirrel-spider runs up your leg and eats your nuts 😈
I just saved 100% Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers I just saved 100% on stress by switching to not giving a fuck 😉
Chill Out People Published January 21, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Chill out people I’m handling it 😀
The Islamic State reveals its airforce Published January 17, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers The Islamic State reveals its airforce
Fate Published January 8, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers FATE No matter how slow you take things, sometimes God will just fuck with you for his own amusement. 😈
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