What a surprise! Published December 1, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers What a surprise! After the third involuntary month without sex, I hear my equipment talking to me… Sit on me! Turn me on! Come to the little mouse! Rub me! Let me feel your lips! Press me! Make me sharp! Tear me up! Lick me! 😯
When you write a letter to Satan Published November 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers When you write a letter to Satan instead of Santa asking for a puppy 😈
Cleaned my paintbrush Published November 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Cleaned my paintbrush in my cup of tea ARTIST PROBLEMS 😯
By The Way… If you see memes that belong to you – don’t get cranky. Just tell me, and I’ll either remove them immediately or give you credit and a link – whichever you prefer.