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Oh My God

Published June 16, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

Oh my God
Your baby is dead

😛

You don’t see anything

Published May 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

You don’t see anything
keep scrolling

😈

Posted in Serial Killer Memes | Tagged Creepy, Death, Go Away, Jason, Lawn Mowers, Scary | Leave a comment

They say one friend

Published May 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer

So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him

😆

Posted in Animal Memes, Serial Killer Memes | Tagged Creepy, Death, Decisions, Friend, Raccoon | Leave a comment

9 Lives?

Published May 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

9 Lives?

That’s how many
I took this morning

👿

Posted in Cat Memes, Serial Killer Memes | Tagged Creepy, Death, Grumpy Cat, Negative, Not Sorry, Run Away!, Scary, Yikes! | Leave a comment

What does it mean

Published May 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for air and screaming your name?

You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.

👿

Posted in Serial Killer Memes | Tagged Creepy, Death, Hitman, Pillow, Scary, Wrong, Yikes! | Leave a comment

People Are Eating Children

Published May 17, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

People Are Eating
Children
In This Area

Please

Leash Your Dog &
Clean Up After Them

Thank You

😯

Posted in Funny Memes, Say What? | Tagged Cannibal, Kids, Lunch, Play On Words, Poop, Signs | Leave a comment

I was going to

Published May 17, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

I ws going to make you a rum cake for your birthday
but now its just drunk
and I’m cake

😀

Posted in Birthday Memes | Tagged Cake, Drunk | Leave a comment

Yay!

Published February 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

Yay!
I’m a stick

😆

Posted in Cute Memes | Tagged Awww, Happiness | Leave a comment

Just because

Published February 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

Just because you’re different
doesn’t mean you’re not beautiful

Now go out there
and shine
you magnificent what-the-fuck

😆

Posted in Cthluhu Memes, Demotivational | Tagged Friend, Optimist | Leave a comment

Jesus Save Me!

Published February 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

Jesus Save Me!

JPG or PDF?

🙂

Posted in Computer Memes, Religion Memes | Tagged Jesus, LOL, Play On Words | Leave a comment

you know its a bad neighborhood

Published February 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

you know its a bad neighborhood
when you see a bird
with a knife and a security bracelet

😆

Posted in Animal Memes | Tagged Birds, Knives, Oh Really? | Leave a comment

some people see problems

Published February 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

some people see problems
others see solutions…

😈

Posted in Cartoons, Demotivational | Tagged Negative, OMG, Yikes! | Leave a comment

People today:

Published February 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

People today: People are so violent and depraved these days, things were better in the old days.

Medieval people: LMAO let’s just saw this guy in half.

Posted in Funny Memes, Political Memes | Tagged OMG, People, Yikes! | Leave a comment

Build the wall

Published February 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

Build the wall around MY house
I hate everyone

🙂

Posted in Political Memes | Tagged Fuck Off, People, Signs | Leave a comment

Dude,

Published February 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

Posted in Cute Memes | Tagged LOL | Leave a comment