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I love you

Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I love you, kitchen wolf
You’re drunk, polkaspottied kitty.

😉

Crossing Stories

Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

CROSSING STORIES
pretty much more interesting than the original

🙄

Posted in Demotivational | Tagged Aliens, Destruction, Soldiers, War | Leave a comment

Like A Boss

Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

LIKE A BOSS

Posted in Demotivational, Failure Memes | Tagged Boss, Fail, OMG, Soldiers, War | Leave a comment

Apparently, a wild penis…

Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Apparently, a wild penis ran through my yard…

😛

Posted in Naughty Memes, Winter Memes | Tagged LOL, OMG, Penis, Snow | Leave a comment

Me trying to raise my kids

Published March 22, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Me trying to raise my kids to be better then me… But this gangster shit is hereditary

👿

Posted in Movie Memes, Parenting Memes | Tagged Jason, Kids | Leave a comment

Always!

Published March 22, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Always wear pajamas to bed!

😛

Posted in Failure Memes, Fashion Memes | Tagged Fail, Fire, LOL, Naked, No!, OMG, Oops!, People, Yikes! | Leave a comment

This is a meme from the year 3256

Published July 2, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

This is a meme from the year 3256
we don’t yet know what it’s about.

Posted in Art Memes, Say What?, Sci Fi Memes | Tagged Creepy, Science Fiction, Weird | Leave a comment

When you’re trying to get ready

Published July 2, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

When you’re trying to get ready to go out but you’re high as fuck.

Posted in Failure Memes, Fashion Memes, Insanity Memes | Tagged Aliens, Fail, High, Mirror, People, Surprise, Yikes! | Leave a comment

Occupy Earth.

Published July 2, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

Occupy Earth.
Abduction is a right!
Down with gravity!!
Chewbacca for President
Free Area 51
Gray Pride

🙂

Posted in Cartoons, Political Memes, Sci Fi Memes | Tagged Aliens, Cartoons, Protester | Leave a comment

So, I was on the moon with Neil,

Published July 2, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

So, I was on the moon with Neil, and I said: “Wow, look at that alien structure over there.” That’s when NASA cut our feed.

Posted in Sci Fi Memes | Tagged Aliens, Astronauts, Moon, Oh Really?, Science Fiction | Leave a comment

What was that?

Published July 2, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

What was that?
Hit the wipers!!!

Posted in Cartoons, Christmas Memes, Failure Memes, Funny Memes, Sci Fi Memes | Tagged Aliens, Fail, Oops!, Santa, Science Fiction, UFO | Leave a comment

Don’t communicate telepathically

Published July 2, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

Don’t communicate telepathically
with me or my ship ever again

😯

Posted in Sci Fi Memes | Tagged Aliens, Fuck Off, No!, Science Fiction, UFO | Leave a comment

Your third eye

Published June 16, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

When your third eye finally opens

😆

Posted in Failure Memes, Fashion Memes, Funny Memes, Yoga Memes | Tagged Fail, Oops!, People, Play On Words, Surprise | Leave a comment

You’re home early

Published June 16, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

You’re home early

😛

Posted in Animal Memes, Dog Memes | Tagged Awww, Friend, LOL | Leave a comment

When someone tells me

Published June 16, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

when someone tells me women must serve men

Posted in Art Memes | Tagged People, Play On Words, Sarcasm, Scary, Yikes! | Leave a comment