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Meanwhile in Scotland…

Published June 8, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Meanwhile, in Scotland.
This is Toby working from home.

🙄

I want to hear the story…

Published June 8, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I want to hear the story behind this cake.

I’m sorry I blacked out,
tried to kill you,
and almost got us arrested.

😛

Posted in Birthday Memes | Tagged Cake, Crazy, Decorations, Drunk, Fail, Feelings, Friend, LOL, Mistakes, Oops! | Leave a comment

now that we washed our…

Published June 8, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

now that we washed our
hands, how the fuck do
we get them out Karen

😛

Posted in Cute Memes, Failure Memes, Funny Memes, Pandemic Memes | Tagged Covid-19, Fail, Legos, LOL, Oops!, Rona, Toys | Leave a comment

When you’re still…

Published June 8, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

When you’re still wearing your zoom meeting outfit after the quarantine is lifted.

Posted in Failure Memes, Fashion Memes, Pandemic Memes, Work Memes | Tagged Clueless, Covid-19, Forget, LOL, Oops!, People | Leave a comment

Amish Airlines

Published June 8, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

AMISH AIRLINES

😎

Posted in Airplane Memes, Demotivational | Tagged Airplanes, Amish, Fail, Flying, LOL | Leave a comment

On todays episode of

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

On todays episode of
photos you can feel.

😯

Posted in Failure Memes | Tagged Fishing, Mistakes, No!, OMG, Oops!, Ouch!, Yikes!, You're Fucked | Leave a comment

Nailed it!

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Nailed it!

Posted in Failure Memes, Work Memes | Tagged Blood, Creepy, Fail, Mistakes, No!, Oops!, Ouch!, Play On Words, Yikes! | Leave a comment

Trampoline

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Trampoline for sale.

Only used once.

😛

Posted in Failure Memes, Funny Memes | Tagged Death, Fail, Idiots, Oh Really?, Oops!, Stupidity, Yikes! | Leave a comment

I don’t always…

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I don’t always try to fart quietly,

but when I do I shit my pants

Posted in Failure Memes | Tagged Fail, Oops!, Poop, You're Fucked | Leave a comment

Pee on the…

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Pee on the electric fence…
they said

It would be fun they said

😛

Posted in Animal Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Crazy, Decisions, Disappointment, Fail, Hair, Never Again, Oops!, Ouch!, Pranks, Surprise | Leave a comment

Ohhh… undress me..

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Ohhh… Undress me with your words.

There’s a spider in your bra.

Posted in Spider Memes | Tagged Crazy, Dancing, LOL, OMG, People, Surprise, Yikes! | Leave a comment

I don’t always

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I don’t always kill people
but when I do… I don’t.

😈

Posted in Serial Killer Memes | Tagged Death, Hitman, Oh Really?, People | Leave a comment

Goes to Holi

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Goes to Holi

Comes back looking like a serial killer

😛

Posted in Serial Killer Memes | Tagged Crazy, Painting, People | Leave a comment

Suddenly…

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Suddenly…
an oven

🙂

Posted in Car Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Accident, Bad Driver, Fail, Oops!, Ouch!, Surprise | Leave a comment

I honked at the car

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I honked at the car in front of me and this angry Alpaca popped out and now I’m not sure what to do

😛

Posted in Animal Memes, Car Memes | Tagged Alpacas, Angry, Annoying, Argument, Decisions, Go Away, Hello, Llamas, LOL, Oops! | Leave a comment