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14 Hours Later

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

14 hours later, the all-turtle marching band had almost spelled their first letter.

😆

Uniqueness

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

UNIQUENESS
The moment you realized that you ‘really’ should have gone as Chewbacca.

😉

Posted in Demotivational | Tagged Costumes, People, Star Wars | Leave a comment

Chuck Norris

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

CHUCK NORRIS
Is there anything he CAN’T do?

🙂

Posted in Demotivational | Tagged Chuck Norris, Signs | Leave a comment

Owned

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

OWNED
Shit happens

😯

Posted in Demotivational | Tagged Death, Soldiers, War, You're Fucked | Leave a comment

I knitted U

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

I knitted u a noneuclidean sweatr OMG im sorry it eated u

Posted in Cthluhu Memes, Science Nerd Memes | Tagged Gift, Nom Nom, Oops! | Leave a comment

Take it off !

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Take this thing off of me.
It burns.

👿

Posted in Cat Memes, Religion Memes | Tagged Cross, Demon, Devil | Leave a comment

Sexism

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

SEXISM
Only ugly bitches complain about it.

😯

Posted in Demotivational, Insulting Memes | Tagged Bitches, People | Leave a comment

you’s not drunk if you

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

you’s not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

🙄

Posted in Cat Memes, Drinking Memes | Tagged Drunk | Leave a comment

Government

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

GOVERNMENT
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy,
it’s a Chucktatership.

😆

Posted in Demotivational, Political Memes | Tagged America, Chuck Norris, Democracy, Politics | Leave a comment

Patriotism

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

PATRIOTISM
You’re either with us or a fucking terrorist.

😯

Posted in Demotivational, Political Memes | Tagged Patriotism, Terrorism | Leave a comment

Segway Army

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

SEGWAY ARMY
Just give up. You’re fucked.

😥

Posted in Demotivational | Tagged Negative, Soldiers, War, You're Fucked | Leave a comment

Education

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

EDUCATION
If you were a burger-flipper, you would be in bed right now.

😥

Posted in Demotivational | Tagged School, Sleeping | Leave a comment

Inspiration

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

INSPIRATION
It doesn’t pay the electric bill.

🙁

Posted in Demotivational | Tagged Negative | Leave a comment

Quit Stealing

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

qu!t 5t3al!ng o r lett3r$

LETTERS
Made to be stolen.

😯

Posted in Say What? | Tagged Letters, Signs, Steal | Leave a comment

Jedi Squirrels

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Jedi Squirrels
Well shit… now we’re really fucked.

Posted in Animal Memes | Tagged Destruction, Light Sabers, Squirrels, Star Wars, You're Fucked | Leave a comment