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And here we see

Published July 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

And here we see
A wild bus drinking water from a river

😉

Posted in Drinking Memes | Tagged Accident, Bad Driver, Bus, LOL, Oh Really?, River, Wild | Leave a comment

The British Are Coming

Published July 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

The British Are Coming!
Unlike your wife lol
Fuck you, Nathaniel
Well don’t fucking wake people up, Paul

😈

Posted in Political Memes | Tagged Independence, Sarcasm, Wake Up!, War | Leave a comment

Always start your day

Published July 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Always start your day
on a high note

Posted in Miscellaneous Memes | Tagged Drugs, High, Marijuana | Leave a comment

Meanwhile, in Norway…

Published July 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Meanwhile, in Norway…

😉

Posted in Miscellaneous Memes | Tagged Grass, Lawn Mowers, Norway, Vacuum Cleaners | Leave a comment

It’s like one minute I was playing…

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

It’s like one minute I was playing with wool…

and the next
I’d knitted myself a onesie!

Posted in Cat Memes, Cute Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Fail, Knitting, LOL | Leave a comment

Eating Watermelon

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Eating watermelon
like a boss

😆

Posted in Baby Memes, Cute Memes | Tagged Boss, Hungry, Kids, Nom Nom, Watermelon | Leave a comment

Covert Ops:

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Covert Ops:
Slowest. Mission. Ever.

😆

Posted in Turtle Memes | Tagged Army, Delay, Soldiers, War | Leave a comment

dam it

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

dam it dam it dam it dam it
dam it dam it dam it dam it

😉

Posted in Animal Memes | Tagged Beaver, Dammit | Leave a comment

A perfect metaphor

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

A perfect metaphor
for my life would be
“someone trying to
stand up in a hammock”

🙂

Posted in Failure Memes | Tagged Fail, Hammock, Metaphor, People | Leave a comment

Ever make mistakes in life?

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Ever make mistakes in life?

Let’s make them birds,
Yeah, They’re birds now

😛

Posted in Art Memes | Tagged Birds, Bob Ross, Mistakes, Painting | Leave a comment

Need penis advice?

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Need penis advice? Don’t know
who to ask? Look no further…

Dick Tips

😉

Posted in Say What? | Tagged Advice, Dick, LOL, Penis, People | Leave a comment

Yes, I know I’m a bitch.

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Yes, I know I’m a bitch.

Bitch trumps stupid
motherfucker every time.

😀

Posted in Insulting Memes | Tagged Bitches, Sarcasm, Stupidity | Leave a comment

Pain

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

PAIN
Not all pain is gain

😈

Posted in Demotivational, Failure Memes, Warning Labels | Tagged Fail, Kids, Oops!, Yikes!, You're Fucked | Leave a comment

I was about to go

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

I was about to go for a run but it looks
like its about to rain so I’m gonna sit
this one out.

😉

Posted in Fitness Memes | Tagged Excuses, Exercise, Lazy, Oh Really?, Procrastination | Leave a comment

Shit’s been watered, Yo

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Shit’s been
watered, Yo

Posted in Art Memes | Tagged People, Potted Plant, Water | Leave a comment