shirleytwofeathers
Nooooooo
Noooooooooooo
😯
Are you tired of ironing shirts?
Are you tired of ironing shirts?
Just eat a lot and watch those wrinkles vanish.
🙂
Walks straight into …
Walks straight into sniper’s crosshairs
sniper too stunned to shoot
😆
Went to bathroom without my phone
Went to bathroom without my phone. There’s 118 floor tiles and the longest word on a shampoo bottle is “methylchloroisothiazolinone”
😆
And when I die…
“And when I die, this will all be yours…”
*points to plastic bags filled with other plastic bags*
😛
He got tired of waiting
He got tired of waiting at the DMV
and ordered pizza
😛
Save The Planet
Save The Planet
Kill Yourself
🙂
Somewhere out there,
Somewhere out there,
is a planet with no war,
no hunger,
no poverty,
no killing,
and no evil.
It also has no oxygen.
Me leaving work
Me leaving work after I told my boss I wasn’t feeling well…
😉
Meanwhile …
Meanwhile in Norway
😛
I will not
I will not turn my clocks back.
I will then be living one hour in the future.
I greet you, people of the past.
Your ways are quaint.
😆
Post the time
Post the time
when you see this
😛
in queso emergency
in queso emergency
I pray to cheesus
😛
8, 9, 10 …
8, 9, 10 … here I come
ready or not…
😛
She ate pumpkin seeds
She ate pumpkin seeds, pooped them out, and they started growing. Here she is sitting next to her work.
😆
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