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Is google a boy or a girl?

Published April 8, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Obviously a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas

Posted in Computer Memes | Tagged Oh Really?, Sarcasm | Leave a comment

Yes! got my dishes done

Published April 8, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Yes! got my dishes
MEANWHILE IN THE LIVING ROOM!!

Every time there’s a toddler in the house.

😛

Posted in Parenting Memes | Tagged Kids, No! | Leave a comment

Surviving on Photosynthesis

Published April 8, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Surviving on Photosynthesis
LIKE A MOSS

🙄

Posted in Science Nerd Memes | Tagged Boss, Oh Really?, Play On Words, Rock | Leave a comment

Newton’s Laws

Published April 8, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Newton’s Laws
Don’t mess with them

Posted in Demotivational, Failure Memes, Warning Labels | Tagged Fail, Oops! | Leave a comment

It isn’t necessary

Published January 3, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City
in order to be unhappy.
~Groucho Marx

Posted in Miscellaneous Memes | Tagged Happiness, Oh Really?, People | Leave a comment

My family’s Coat of Arms

Published January 3, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

My family’s Coat of Arms ties in the back ~
is that normal???

😆

Posted in Insanity Memes | Tagged Oh Really? | Leave a comment

I intend to live forever

Published January 3, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
~Groucho Marx

😉

Posted in Miscellaneous Memes | Tagged Death, Life, LOL, Oh Really? | Leave a comment

Well, this is awkward…

Published January 3, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Well, this is awkward…

Posted in Dog Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Chair, Fail, Oops! | Leave a comment

Wake up bro

Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Wake up bro
What day is it?
Monday
Fuck off!

😀

Posted in Animal Memes | Tagged Elephant, Fuck Off, Lazy, Monday, Wake Up! | Leave a comment

Wake up!

Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Wake up
Wake up Wake up

🙂

Posted in Animal Memes, Cute Memes | Tagged Awww, Sloths, Wake Up! | Leave a comment

One day on Mercury

Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours.

The same as one Monday on earth.

😉

Posted in Science Nerd Memes, Work Memes | Tagged Delay, Earth, Monday, Planets, Time | Leave a comment

That feeling you get

Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

That feeling you get
when you have to wake up for work

😥

Posted in Cute Memes, Dog Memes, Work Memes | Tagged Awww, Delay, Lazy, Sleeping, Wake Up! | Leave a comment

I don’t

Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

I don’t like
morning people
or mornings…
or people

😈

Posted in Cat Memes | Tagged Fuck Off, Grumpy Cat, Negative, People, Wake Up! | Leave a comment

How to summon me

Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

How to summon me
on a Monday morning

😈

Posted in Witchcraft Memes | Tagged Demon, Monday, Pagan, Pentagram, Wake Up!, Wicca, Witches | Leave a comment

A day on Jupiter’s moon

Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

A day on a Jupiter’s moon
last less than 5 hours

Just like Saturday and Sunday on Earth.

😛

Posted in Work Memes | Tagged Monday, Moon, Planets, Saturday, Sunday, Time | Leave a comment