shirleytwofeathers
Shot my first turkey
Shot my first turkey today…
scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!!
Well, this is uncomfortable
Well, this is uncomfortable.
😮
Cerberus as a puppy
Cerberus as a puppy guarding the gates to heck.
Penis Candles
Penis Candles.
For those days when you just want to take a nice hot bath
and set a dick on fire!
😈
What does a horny toad say?
What does a horny toad say?
Rubbit
When you ask
When you ask for a sign
I don’t always get laughed at
I don’t always get laughed at
but when I do
it’s in front of other world
leaders who know I’m full of shit
😛
Onward Sir Honkers…
Onward Sir Honkers
There’s fuckary to spread!
👿
Meanwhile in a parallel universe
Meanwhile in a parallel universe
😎
Girl u need to stop
“Girl you need to stop asking to die
it gets really annoying
im a busy person.
I am the lead character
I am the lead character in my own story.
😎
Craigslist be like,
Craigslist be like,
“been in storage the last 40 years, just needs battery charged”
😕
Despite his parents’ reassurances…
Despite his parents’ reassurances, Bill couldn’t shake the nagging suspicion he might be adopted.
😯
Yeah, I’m into fitness
Yeah, I’m into fitness
Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
😆
Guess who found…
Guess who found your antidepressant pills!
😀
If you see memes that belong to you – don’t get cranky. Just tell me, and I’ll either remove them immediately or give you credit and a link – whichever you prefer.
I think it's time to go shopping... maybe even buy some really cool stuff at my online shops!!
