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I want to go up
😉
Brrr…
Brrrr…
rub-rub
AAAH
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I went to donate blood today,
I went to donate blood today,
but they kept asking too many questions.
Who’s blood is this?
Where did you get it?
When you’re a Viking but
When you’re a Viking but you want a snack.
Lay’s
the tears of my enemies
extra salty
😈
Go Home Cthulhu
Go Home Cthulhu
You’re Drunk!
Fluffy’s exorcism
Fluffy’s exorcism was not going as well as expected…
😈
Oh sure, everbody says
Oh sure, everbody says they want to keep Christmas traditional
But when I dress like the Krampus and put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I’ve gone too far
🙄
That recipe…
That recipe didn’t go as planned…
but it was so much fun
😆
Bitch Did What?
Ho made apple butter
Bitch did what?
For fucks sake Karen
For fuck’s sake Karen, slide the seat up
Jesus wants to remind you
Jesus wants to remind you
that if you don’t sin he died for nothing.
😆
You may be cool
You may be COOL… but you’ll never be BRUCE LEE, JIM MORRISON, and JIMI HENDRIX all hangin’ at the same freakin’ party, “COOL”!
😎
Dammit Maude!
Dammit Maude!
This is the last time we get a corpse from Ikea!
And this rare specimen
And this rare specimen is the Nope Spider of the genus Fuckius Nopeus of the Hell No family, indigenous to the No Way Jose region of Lord Help Us All.
Almost saw a vampire
Almost saw a vampire on my morning walk.
😆
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I think it's time to go shopping... maybe even buy some really cool stuff at my online shops!!
