Above is an artist’s depiction of a fruit bowl. It was only when he looked at his finished painting that he realized a ninja was hiding in front of him the whole time.

If you’re trying to find a ninja, (make sure you have a written will and you’ve said goodbye to everybody you love, unless you can bribe a ninja or beg him to be your slave) these are the places they’re most commonly found. How do I know? Well let’s just say I’ve lost a lot of interns.

  • Behind you
  • In front of you
  • Near you
  • Around you
  • Under you
  • Inside you
  • On top of you
  • Diagonally horizontal to the left of your adjacent position
  • Between you
  • In the shadows of you and your loved ones
  • The tree in your backyard
  • In small villages
  • In your refrigerator
  • Adjacent to your car keys
  • Wherever Pirates happen to be
  • In napalm manufacturing plants
  • In the walls

The following picture of a room full of ninjas is a great example of ninja invisibility skills:

Can’t see them? Need a hint?

  • one is hiding behind the wallpaper.
  • four are hiding behind the desks.
  • one hypnotized you to not see him.
  • three are hiding behind the camera.
  • one is dressed as a teacher who is also a ninja so you can’t find her.
  • at least six are hanging outside the window

Source: The Uncyclopedia Ninja Wiki

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