Five signs you might be a dragon:
- Do you hoard useless, shiny things?
- Do you eat too much?
- Do you sleep too much?
- How do you feel about leaving your cave? Not too happy about it?
- Do you have an excessive desire to flame annoying humans?
So, it’s true, I must be a dragon. I have all five of the signs.
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