quizzes and questionaires

I have a gagillion questions for God. It’s quite a list.

  • What is my purpose in life?
  • Am I doing what I’m supposed to be doing?
  • Am I supposed to be doing anything in particular?
  • Is the concept of “supposed to be” even a valid one?
  • Do you love me?
  • Am I acceptable?
  • Am I a miserable failure?
  • Who are you anyway?
  • Why am I here?
  • What do you want from me?
  • How do you expect me to know what you want if you don’t tell me anything in plain English?
  • Do you speak English?
  • Who am I really?
  • Why am I having so much trouble doing and/or being … (insert long list here) … ?
  • Can I please have a bunch of money so I can get out of debt?
  • I would very much like for you to call me up on the phone every day so we can have a nice long talk, would you please do that for me?
  • How can I make sure that the answer to the previous question is “yes”?
  • You could give me a big red phone. It could say “hot line to God” on it. Everyday it could ring, and I would answer it. We could be friends, you could help me with stuff, wouldn’t that be fun?
  • Maybe I could even help you with stuff, don’t you think that would be fun?
  • Of course, you probably never need help… (insert big sigh of relief on my part), that’s true, isn’t it? You’re the Master of the Universe, you don’t need any help with anything, do you?
  • Especially not from me, right?
  • Maybe you don’t even know who I am. Do you know me? Have we met before?
  • What is actually true?
  • Are you reading this list of questions right now?
  • Do you think maybe you might answer one of them today?
  • What if I said “please”?

This was first posted back in 2008 on my old blog. Here’s what I had to say then:

I’m not sure where this came from, but it was sitting in my “drafts” folder, and since I had posted about numerology yesterday, or was it the day before? it seemed appropriate to add this to that mix. Interesting how the interpretation is different, and yet it could be said to “fit” me rather well.

You Are 6: The Loyalist

  • You have strong relationships and are intensely loyal.
  • People find you easy to love and care for.
  • You like your world to be stable and secure, no surprises.
  • You’re cautious. You prefer your inner circle to the outside world.

Key notes:

  • At Your Best: You are courageous, a positive thinker, and expressive. You can take on the world.
  • At Your Worst: You are secretly insecure – which makes you sarcastic, cold, and argumentative.
  • Your Fixation: Doubt
  • Your Primary Fear: Abandonment
  • Your Primary Desire: Security and support

Other Number 6’s:

Mel Gibson, Woody Allen, Jay Leno, Marilyn Monroe, and Julia Roberts.

I took the test again today, and it was different – and still fairly accurate. The two of them together might add up to me. Here it is:

You are 5: The Investigator

  • You’re independent – and a logical analytical thinker.
  • You love learning and ideas… and know things no one else does.
  • Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations.
  • You are open minded. A visionary.
  • You understand the world and may change it.

Key notes:

  • At Your Best: You are sharp, inventive, and creative. You have the skills to lead the world.
  • At Your Worst: You are reclusive, weird, and a bit paranoid.
  • Your Fixation: Greed
  • Your Primary Fear: Being useless or incompetent
  • Your Primary Desire: Being competent and needed

Other Number 5’s:

Bill Gates, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Bjork, and Stephen Hawking.

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