This morning as I was flipping through Facebook, I realized that I am absolutely 100% sick and tired of all the ridiculous controversy over masks, covid, vaccines, antifa, trump… ad infinitum. I was going to post a rant… and pretty much say “Fuck You” to all the stupid people out there, but I guess I don’t really need to. These pretty much speak for themselves.
My Body My Choice
It’s one of those tag lines that seem kind of catchy and a good idea, until you realize that it can be applied to virtually anything… and I mean anything!
I understand Donald Trump’s driving need to have crowds of people applauding him. His ego needs continuous stroking. OK… And since I am not a fan, I find it entertaining and fun to think of all the people that go to his rallies and do a bunch of shouting and yelling… not wearing masks… I hope he does a lot of these.
I could go on and on about this one… Isn’t ANTIFA an anti-fascist organization? So does that mean that all those people who are against antifa are also PRO facism? And why would you be pro fascism if you are not, yourself, a fascist? And when did that become a good thing? Or a badge of honor? Didn’t we fight a war in which thousands of people died because we wanted to defeat fascism? I just don’t get it….
Anti-Vaccine – Really?
Ok, so back in the day, Polio was a really big deal. Every summer… children died or were crippled for life… It was scary it was terrible and it was real. Then we got a vaccine. Boom! When was the last time someone you knew got polio? Diphtheria? Typhoid? Smallpox? And now there’s all this blow back about a Covid-19 vaccine… Seriously? Why are people so frightened of vaccines? Have you ever seen a baby with Whooping Cough? It’s really awful!
But Wait There’s More
So, now I’m tired of complaining about all the rampant stupidity out there and I’m just going to finish up with these.
And yes… this!
Saw this on Facebook and thought it was brilliantly hilarious.
DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the…thing in the…you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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