How To Spot A Ninja

Above is an artist’s depiction of a fruit bowl. It was only when he looked at his finished painting that he realized a ninja was hiding in front of him the whole time.

If you’re trying to find a ninja, (make sure you have a written will and you’ve said goodbye to everybody you love, unless you can bribe a ninja or beg him to be your slave) these are the places they’re most commonly found. How do I know? Well let’s just say I’ve lost a lot of interns.

• Behind you
• In front of you
• Near you
• Around you
• Under you
• Inside you
• On top of you
• Diagonally horizontal to the left of your adjacent position
• Between you
• In the shadows of you and your loved ones
• The tree in your backyard
• In small villages
• In your refrigerator
• Adjacent to your car keys
• Wherever Pirates happen to be
• In napalm manufacturing plants
• In the walls

The following picture of a room full of ninjas is a great example of ninja invisibility skills:

Can’t see them? Need a hint?

• one is hiding behind the wallpaper.
• four are hiding behind the desks.
• one hypnotized you to not see him.
• three are hiding behind the camera.
• one is dressed as a teacher who is also a ninja so you can’t find her.
• at least six are hanging outside the window

Source: The Uncyclopedia Ninja Wiki