My Christmas Wish For You

• May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.
• May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills.
• May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
• May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy.
• May the problems you had forget your home address!

Oh, and by the way our contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2017! It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!