Recipes For The Dryer

So there’s something fun I found today. Bet you’ve never tried these recipes! Or, maybe you have… I dunno! Anyway. Enjoy!

Tomato Hot Pants.

• 1 can Heinz stewed tomatoes
• 1 pair yellow or white cotton or cotton/lycra blend hot pants with pockets
• 1 terrycloth bonnet

Roll tomatoes and hot pants into a ball, putting one or two tomatoes in each pocket. Stuff roll into terrycloth bonnet, secure tightly. Dry on high for 15 minutes.

Mint Socks.

• 1 1/2 cup chopped fresh mint leaves
• 1 cup lemon juice
• 5 pairs white cotton socks

Set aside 1 tablespoon chopped fresh mint leaves. Add lemon juice, white socks, and remaining mint leaves, dry on high for 5 minutes. Sprinkle with remaining mint leaves before folding neatly.

Artichoke Encrusted T-Shirt with Capers.

• 1 jar artichoke hearts
• 1 package Shake ‘n’ Bake original
• 1 jar capers
• 4 T-shirts
• 1 tablespoon olive oil

Mix artichoke hearts and Shake ‘n’ Bake in washer on spin cycle until smooth. Scrape into bowl and set aside. Put olive oil and T-shirts in dryer for 5 minutes on high. Add artichoke blend and capers, and dry on high for 12 minutes.

Serves 4.

Found at: McSweeneys