aragorn_by_bittenbitten-d9fuu8o

Ok, so I’ve been considering how to channel Aragorn and it occurred to me that I need to answer some basic questions first:

  1. Where is the shire?
  2. And what exactly am I protecting it from?
  3. Who are the hobbits?
  4. Rivendell… how do I get there from here?
  5. Arwyn, who are you? Where are you? And how do you spell your name?
  6. What is the sword that was broken?
  7. Where do I find it?
  8. Who is going to reforge it for me?
  9. What is the quest?
  10. Where the heck is Frodo, anyway?
  11. Does this mean that I have to walk everywhere I go from now on?
  12. Or will I eventually get a horse to ride?
  13. Do I really have to put up with Boromir? Where is he anyway?
  14. Who are the bad guys?
  15. And Gandalf, where is he when you need him?

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