Monthly Archives: December 2018

Those of you who are placing Christmas lights / decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it’s the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my vodka, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back on. It’s just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

From Start Witchin, we have the 13 goals of the modern witch.

  1. Figure out what the fuck you believe. (AKA Witch, know thyself).
  2. Be brave enough to cast spells to get what you want.
  3. Drink good coffee.
  4. Use divination (but believe in free will).
  5. Accept your shadow self.
  6. DIY like a punk…
  7. … but don’t be afraid to ask for help.
  8. Align with the Divine (by whatever name you call it).
  9. Walk your talk openly.
  10. Embrace the witch archetype.
  11. Witch how you want (not all witchcraft is the same).
  12. Keep (and review) a journal.
  13. Momento Mori (remember you will die) so live life and have fun.

All you need to do to have a magical life with no filler whatsoever so it’ll be really easy to remember. OK?

  1. Stop hiding
  2. Seriously. Stop hiding. No more lies. No more secrets. No more being addicted to what people think. (WARNING !!  Do not read #3 until after you do this. Even though you and I both know you will. But it won’t do you any good. Oh well. Go ahead. 🙂
  3. You never aren’t in a magical life. So yea. Now go back and start with #1.

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