- May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.
- May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills.
- May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
- May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy.
- May the problems you had forget your home address!
Oh, and by the way our contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2017! It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!
That was so interesting!
The enigmatic wisdom of Deepak Chopra
by Tom Williamson of skepticcanary.com
It has been said by some that the thoughts and tweets of Deepak Chopra are indistinguishable from a set of profound sounding words put together in a random order, particularly the tweets tagged with “#cosmisconciousness”. This site aims to test that claim! Each “quote” is generated from a list of words that can be found in Deepak Chopra’s Twitter stream randomly stuck together in a sentence.
Here are some samples:
- Existence results from reckless excellence.
- Love differentiates into an abundance of force fields.
- Kittens are birds.
- The physical world quiets essential possibilities.
Go check it out for yourself. Here’s the link: Wisdom Of Chopra
Guess what I found – a New Age Bullshit Generator!
Here’s the intro:
Namaste. Do you want to sell a New Age product and/or service? Tired of coming up with meaningless copy for your starry-eyed customers? Want to join the ranks of bestselling self-help authors? We can help.
Just click and the truth will manifest. Click the Reionize electrons button at the top of the page to generate a full page of New Age poppycock.
Here are some samples:
- Sharing is the richness of manna, and of us.
- Consciousness consists of pulses of quantum energy. “Quantum” means an evolving of the sublime. Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is spacetime.
- This life is nothing short of an invocation reimagining of unrestricted power.
- The complexity of the present time seems to demand an awakening of our auras if we are going to survive. We can no longer afford to live with illusion. Where there is greed, complexity cannot thrive.
Fun, huh? Here’s some more:
Our conversations with other beings have led to an evolving of ultra-consciousness-expanding consciousness. Reality has always been electrified with dreamweavers whose chakras are immersed in empathy. Humankind has nothing to lose.
- Yes, it is possible to disrupt the things that can eradicate us, but not without energy on our side. Only a prophet of the stratosphere may generate this rekindling of inspiration. Ego is the antithesis of inspiration.
- We are in the midst of an interstellar maturing of potential that will align us with the stratosphere itself.
- You may be ruled by discontinuity without realizing it. Do not let it disrupt the nature of your quest. You must take a stand against illusion. Desire is born in the gap where ecstasy has been excluded.
Who are we? Where on the great circuit will we be re-energized? We are at a crossroads of nature and delusion. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the infinite via transmissions.
Go check it out for yourself,