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Guess what I found – a New Age Bullshit Generator!
Here’s the intro:
Namaste. Do you want to sell a New Age product and/or service? Tired of coming up with meaningless copy for your starry-eyed customers? Want to join the ranks of bestselling self-help authors? We can help.
Just click and the truth will manifest. Click the Reionize electrons button at the top of the page to generate a full page of New Age poppycock.
Here are some samples:
- Sharing is the richness of manna, and of us.
- Consciousness consists of pulses of quantum energy. “Quantum” means an evolving of the sublime. Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is spacetime.
- This life is nothing short of an invocation reimagining of unrestricted power.
- The complexity of the present time seems to demand an awakening of our auras if we are going to survive. We can no longer afford to live with illusion. Where there is greed, complexity cannot thrive.
Fun, huh? Here’s some more:
Our conversations with other beings have led to an evolving of ultra-consciousness-expanding consciousness. Reality has always been electrified with dreamweavers whose chakras are immersed in empathy. Humankind has nothing to lose.
- Yes, it is possible to disrupt the things that can eradicate us, but not without energy on our side. Only a prophet of the stratosphere may generate this rekindling of inspiration. Ego is the antithesis of inspiration.
- We are in the midst of an interstellar maturing of potential that will align us with the stratosphere itself.
- You may be ruled by discontinuity without realizing it. Do not let it disrupt the nature of your quest. You must take a stand against illusion. Desire is born in the gap where ecstasy has been excluded.
Who are we? Where on the great circuit will we be re-energized? We are at a crossroads of nature and delusion. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the infinite via transmissions.
Go check it out for yourself,
I asked the I Ching Oracle:
What simple thing could I actually do today to make this a really good day for me? Here’s the answer I got:
(present) 30. Li – Brightness, Clinging
Fire can be dangerously explosive if over-fueled, or die quickly if underfed. Healthy and under control, it indicates good fortune.
(future) 36. Meng I – Darkening Force
Keep your inner light burning in order to prevail. Patiently await the sunrise.
OK so, what does this mean? I’m going to have to get out my own copy of the I Ching and read more in depth. I’m thinking it means stay balanced and stay calm. And I’m wondering if it’s really true that I could actually do that.
I remember a time in my life, fresh out of high school and living on my own, when I would throw the I Ching every single day and then record the questions and the results. I did this for about a year… maybe longer. It was my daily meditation, my prayer, and my guidance. I used to get the hexagram “The Abysmal” all the time… Later, when my marriage was going bad I got back into it again and had a long rash of getting “Work on That Which Has Been Spoiled” … I got it so often I almost knew the text by heart. Even now, when I look at that old trailer and walk past the burn pile, it comes into my mind….
So, I just got out my book and here is what it says about the first line:
It is early morning and work begins. The mind has been closed to the outside world in sleep; now its connections with the world begin again. The traces of one’s impressions run crisscross. Activity and haste prevail. It is important then to preserve inner composure and not allow oneself to be swept along by the bustle of life. If one is serious and composed, he can acquire the clarity of mind needed for coming to terms with the innumerable impressions that pour in. It is precisely at the beginning that serious concentration is important, because the beginning holds the seed of all that is to follow.
What does the Oracle hold for you?
http://luckyhonu.com/iching/oracle
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