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America I’ve given you all and now I’m nothing.
America two dollars and twentyseven cents January 17, 1956.
I can’t stand my own mind.
America when will we end the human war?
Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb.
I don’t feel good don’t bother me.
I won’t write my poem till I’m in my right mind.
America when will you be angelic?
When will you take off your clothes?
When will you look at yourself through the grave?
When will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites?
America why are your libraries full of tears?
America when will you send your eggs to India?
I’m sick of your insane demands.
When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks?
America after all it is you and I who are perfect not the next world.
Your machinery is too much for me.
You made me want to be a saint.
There must be some other way to settle this argument.
Burroughs is in Tangiers I don’t think he’ll come back it’s sinister.
Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke?
I’m trying to come to the point.
I refuse to give up my obsession.
America stop pushing I know what I’m doing.
America the plum blossoms are falling.
I haven’t read the newspapers for months, everyday somebody goes on trial for murder.
America I feel sentimental about the Wobblies.
America I used to be a communist when I was a kid I’m not sorry.
I smoke marijuana every chance I get.
I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the roses in the closet.
When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid.
My mind is made up there’s going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.
My psychoanalyst thinks I’m perfectly right.
I won’t say the Lord’s Prayer.
I have mystical visions and cosmic vibrations.
America I still haven’t told you what you did to Uncle Max after he came over from Russia.
I’m addressing you.
Are you going to let your emotional life be run by Time Magazine?
I’m obsessed by Time Magazine.
I read it every week.
Its cover stares at me every time I slink past the corner candystore.
I read it in the basement of the Berkeley Public Library.
It’s always telling me about responsibility. Businessmen are serious. Movie producers are serious. Everybody’s serious but me.
It occurs to me that I am America.
I am talking to myself again.

Asia is rising against me.
I haven’t got a chinaman’s chance.
I’d better consider my national resources.
My national resources consist of two joints of marijuana millions of genitals an unpublishable private literature that jetplanes 1400 miles an hour and twentyfive-thousand mental institutions.
I say nothing about my prisons nor the millions of underprivileged who live in my flowerpots under the light of five hundred suns.
I have abolished the whorehouses of France, Tangiers is the next to go.
My ambition is to be President despite the fact that I’m a Catholic.

America how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
I will continue like Henry Ford my strophes are as individual as his automobiles more so they’re all different sexes.
America I will sell you strophes $2500 apiece $500 down on your old strophe
America free Tom Mooney
America save the Spanish Loyalists
America Sacco & Vanzetti must not die
America I am the Scottsboro boys.
America when I was seven momma took me to Communist Cell meetings they sold us garbanzos a handful per ticket a ticket costs a nickel and the speeches were free everybody was angelic and sentimental about the workers it was all so sincere you have no idea what a good thing the party was in 1835 Scott Nearing was a grand old man a real mensch Mother Bloor the Silk-strikers’ Ewig-Weibliche made me cry I once saw the Yiddish orator Israel Amter plain. Everybody must have been a spy.
America you don’t really want to go to war.
America its them bad Russians.
Them Russians them Russians and them Chinamen. And them Russians.
The Russia wants to eat us alive. The Russia’s power mad. She wants to take our cars from out our garages.
Her wants to grab Chicago. Her needs a Red Reader’s Digest. Her wants our auto plants in Siberia. Him big bureaucracy running our fillingstations.
That no good. Ugh. Him make Indians learn read. Him need big black niggers. Hah. Her make us all work sixteen hours a day. Help.
America this is quite serious.
America this is the impression I get from looking in the television set.
America is this correct?
I’d better get right down to the job.
It’s true I don’t want to join the Army or turn lathes in precision parts factories, I’m nearsighted and psychopathic anyway.
America I’m putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

~Allen Ginsberg, Berkeley, January 17, 1956

This is a cute picture of a child in China wearing a mask and a social distancing hat. Pretty cute, and it seems to be working well for them. In America, it’s not so simple. Here’s how one mom thinks requiring masks might work in elementary school.

  • Please don’t snap Billy’s mask in his face.
  • Your mask is not a necklace, bracelet, or any other form of jewelry.
  • You should not be using your mask as a slingshot. Please put it back on your face.
  • Please do not chew on your mask.
  • Your mask should be on your face, not on the back of your head
  • I’m sorry your mask is wet, but that’s what happens when you lick the inside of it.
  • I’m sorry you sneezed. Here’s a tissue. Wipe out the snot as well as you can.
  • No, you may not blow your nose in your mask.
  • Why is your mask soaking wet? You just came back from the bathroom?
  • And you put it back on your face after you dropped it?
  • I’m sorry you broke the elastic on your mask by seeing how far the band would stretch. Now you’ll have to hold the mask on your face … or use this duct tape.
  • Please take the mask off your eyes and watch where you’re walking. I don’t care if you have X-ray vision.
  • Please take the mask off of your pencil and stop twirling it.
  • I know the mask fits over your pants like a knee pad, but please take it off of your leg and put it on your face.
  • What do you mean you tried to eat your lunch through your mask?
  • Please don’t share your mask or trade masks. I don’t care if you like Ingrid’s mask better than yours.
  • I’m sorry, but your mask is not school appropriate.
  • We’re not comparing our masks to other kids’ masks… everyone’s mask is unique and special.
  • No, you may not decorate your mask instead of doing your work. I don’t care if you have a Sharpie.
  • You’re not a pirate, please take your mask off your eye.
  • Try to get the gum off as much as you can.
  • Please don’t use your mask to pick your nose.
  • I’m sorry you tripped, but that’s what happens when you put your feet inside the elastic of your mask.
  • No, your mask doesn’t make it hard to get your work done.
  • Your Mom will need to get you a new mask since you chewed a hole in that one.
  • Why is there a shoe print on your mask?
  • No, you cannot eat the snow through your mask.
  • I don’t care if you were in art class and being creative; we do not decorate our masks.
  • We do not beam other kids in the face with balls. No, their masks don’t make it not hurt.
  • Please don’t plug your nose holes with your mask.
  • Who’s making that noise?
  • I’m sorry your ponytail is stuck, that’s what happens when you see how many times you can wrap it around your mask.
  • I’m sorry to tell you, but your child thought her mask made her a superhero. She tried to fly off the jungle gym at recess …
  • I’m sorry your breath stinks in your mask, maybe we should all try to brush better.
  • Please take those cookies out of your mask. No, you are not a chipmunk.

Too funny… and I can totally see the truth in it.

I usually try to avoid political stuff on my website, but today I’m going to go ahead and share a bunch of memes that pretty much say a lot of what I might say about Mr. President. If you love Donald Trump, you are probably going to hate what I am getting ready to post… so word of warning…

 

 

 

 

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