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Just Do It!

It has been my experience with the Prosperity Project, that somewhere around day 10 or 11, I begin to lose my excitement, my enthusiasm, my drive. I also tend to procrastinate, and have a history of completing projects and tasks at the last conceivable moment. I’m probably not the only one, so I’ve brought Shia LeBeouf in to give us a talking to:

I also found this one. “I’m sorry Shia,
I’m afraid I can’t do that.
LOL”

LOL
So, are we motivated now?

A Look Back

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We’re coming to the end of this project, and now it’s time to take a look back over our lists and notes. I thought it might be a fun exercise to pick the famous movie tagline that most accurately sums up your experience of life. Alternatively, pick the one you wish would most accurately sum up your life experience, or the tag line that is most representative of this particular project and how it worked for you.

Here are 80 memorable movie tag lines to choose from (movie titles not included):

  1. In space, no one can hear you scream.
  2. The longer you wait, the harder it gets.
  3. Whoever wins, we lose.
  4. The bitch is back.
  5. Everyone wants to be found.
  6. Eight legs, two fangs, and an attitude.
  7. Earth. It was fun while it lasted.
  8. An epic of epic epicness.
  9. Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
  10. Her life was in their hands. Now her toe is in the mail.
  11. Everyone has one special thing.
  12. War is hell … but peace is f*#!%!! boring.
  13. The true story of a real fake.
  14. Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
  15. Escape or die frying.
  16. Yule crack up.
  17. He’s in town with a few days to kill.
  18. The story of a man who was too proud to run.
  19. Just because they serve you doesn’t mean they like you.
  20. One dream. Four Jamaicans. Twenty below zero.
  21. See it with a bud.
  22. After a night they can’t remember comes a day they’ll never forget.
  23. For Harry and Lloyd, every day is a no-brainer.
  24. His story will touch you, even though he can’t.
  25. She brought a small town to its feet and a huge corporation to its knees.
  26. A lot can happen in the middle of nowhere.
  27. Check in. Unpack. Relax. Take A Shower.
  28. One man’s struggle to take it easy.
  29. There are 3.7 trillion fish in the ocean. They’re looking for one.
  30. There’s more than one way to lose your life to a killer.
  31. A tale of murder, lust, greed, revenge, and seafood.
  32. Love is a force of nature.
  33. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
  34. Vietnam can kill me, but it can’t make me care.
  35. All the power on earth can’t change destiny.
  36. There is no gene for the human spirit.
  37. Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.
  38. Does my gluteus maximus look big in this?
  39. Here they grow again.
  40. Even a hit man deserves a second shot.
  41. There can be only one.
  42. Just deux it!
  43. On May 6th … see Paris die!
  44. The last man on Earth is not alone.
  45. Earth. Take a good look. It could be your last.
  46. Welcome to the suck.
  47. An adventure 65 million years in the making.
  48. Reality is a thing of the past.
  49. They’re young…they’re in love…and they kill people.
  50. Protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe!
  51. From the brother of the director of Ghost.
  52. If Nancy doesn’t wake up screaming, she won’t wake up at all.
  53. Work sucks.
  54. Who will survive and what will be left of them?
  55. The first casualty of war is innocence.
  56. They’re back.
  57. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…
  58. Having a wonderful time, wish I were here.
  59. The classic story about a boy and his mother.
  60. He’s out to prove he’s got nothing to prove.
  61. Fifty million people watching but no one saw a thing.
  62. They’re tobacco chewin’, gut chompin’, cannibal kinfolk from hell!
  63. Family isn’t a word. It’s a sentence.
  64. The mission is a man.
  65. On every street in every city, there’s a nobody who dreams of being a somebody.
  66. Oh yes, there will be blood.
  67. Great trilogies come in threes.
  68. The list is life.
  69. Love never dies.
  70. You’ll believe a man can fly.
  71. A romantic comedy. With zombies.
  72. Man is the warmest place to hide.
  73. This might hurt a little.
  74. See our family. And feel better about yours.
  75. Get a grip on yourself.
  76. This is Benjamin. He’s a little worried about his future.
  77. You don’t get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies.
  78. Daddy’s home, and he’s not very happy.
  79. The thing that won’t die, in the nightmare that won’t end.
  80. Love is in the hair.
  81. Does for rock and roll what ‘The Sound of Music’ did for hills.
  82. If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards.
  83. This is the weekend they didn’t play golf.
  84. The first superhero… from New Jersey!
  85. On the air. Unaware.
  86. When he said I do, he never said what he did.
  87. The coast is toast.
  88. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll hurl.
  89. A lively comedy about a guy who isn’t.
  90. Cocktails first. Questions later.

 

New Years Resolutions

 

From Humor Matters here are some alternative affirmations for the new year.

“At the end of one year and the start of another, many of us will renew our commitment to living with daily affirmations. I know the power of affirming my truth, over and over, everyday! While these may not suit every one’s taste, here are some “possible” affirmations to consider!”

  1.  As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
  2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
  3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else’s fault.
  4. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
  5. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgment.
  6. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
  7. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding.
  8. I am at one with my duality.
  9. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots.
  10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.
  11. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
  12. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than “I told you so!”
  13. A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
  14. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
  15. I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying about the future?
  16. The complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that the conspiracy is working.
  17. Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’s a mile away and barefoot.
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