New Years Resolutions
From Humor Matters here are some alternative affirmations for the new year.
“At the end of one year and the start of another, many of us will renew our commitment to living with daily affirmations. I know the power of affirming my truth, over and over, everyday! While these may not suit every one’s taste, here are some “possible” affirmations to consider!”
- As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
- I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
- I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else’s fault.
- In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
- My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgment.
- I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
- When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding.
- I am at one with my duality.
- Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots.
- I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.
- I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
- Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than “I told you so!”
- A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
- Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
- I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying about the future?
- The complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that the conspiracy is working.
- Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’s a mile away and barefoot.
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It might be fun to post our New Years Resolutions here.
And so, to get that started – my new years resolution is that I will not turn my computer on all day. Instead I will focus on cleaning my house, and taking care of me.
And my New Years Resolutions are as follows:
1. I am going to detox my body by eating right and getting enough rest.
2. I will detox my mind by spending time in silence, and in meditation
3. Periodically I will turn the computer off and leave it off for an entire 24 hour period.
4. Sometimes I will commit random acts of kindness.
5. This week I will sit down with myself and decide what part I want to play – what character I want to portray – in this epic fantasy adventure we call “Life on Earth”
6. By the end of this year I want to be working at a job I enjoy instead of at a job I detest and find excruciatingly boring.
That sounds like just about enough.. and probably is too much.. but I always over do.. so.. it’s in character.. and therefore OK.
Number 16 is funny! Happy New Year everybody! I think having realistic but funny goals are a good idea. I will write a new years resolution eventually!