Bitch Be Gone

No, this isn’t to banish unwanted bitches, it’s to banish – or rather, ground out and transform into peace – negative feelings you yourself have, usually at work or in other circumstances where your anxiety level and desire to choke someone bare-handed rise as does your blood pressure. I keep a jar of this stuff in my desk and inhale its scent to alleviate bad moods, surliness, PMS, and other I-hate-my-species feelings.

Items you will need:

• Peppermint leaf
• Peppermint oil
• Lavender buds
• Lavender oil
• Pinch of catnip
• Chamomile flowers
• Pinch of amber powder
• Pinch of sandalwood powder (big pinch)
• 3 drops honeysuckle oil
• Rosemary needles
• Several dried rose petals
• Rose quartz chips or a chunk of rose quartz that will fit in the bottom of whatever jar you want to use
• Pinch of cinnamon or apple pie spice blend

Instructions:

Blend all the ingredients together and grind into a mush, using the essential oils to intensify the smell and bind everything together so it’s moist and pasty. If you can’t find amber powder add a little more sandalwood. When it’s completely mixed, store in a jar.

When you feel the bitch starting to come out open the jar and smell it for a few seconds.Always keep the lid on when not in use.

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