The Zhuhai Penis

From the always interesting ESWN, in Zhuhai city in Guangdong Province, a man built a 5 meter tall penis that weighs more than 5 tons. Here is the image:

After the story had been circulated around the internet, the owner got so many calls from angry netizens (I hate that term) that he “had the statue moved inside a family planning shop away from the public space.”

Where NOT to WHAT?

Here we have an illustrated guide of where NOT to stick your penis… just in case… you didn’t know!

  • Toaster
  • Crab
  • Electric Fence
  • Fan
  • Hot Soup
  • Key Hole
  • Vampire
  • Acid
  • Train Tracks
  • Your Mate’s Beer
  • My Sister
  • Your Sister
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