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Sorry… Not Sorry

Published June 28, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I’m sorry I tried to sacrifice you to SATAN???

Nothing says sorry as well as cake!
Maybe…

Sorry you suck at Everything

Sorry I set you on FIRE

Sorry I kicked your lunchbox and almost ran you over with my car.

I’m sorry I projectile vomited all over your apartment and cat.

OH MY!

Worry I slept with your DAD!

Sorry I threw a live snake at you.

Sorry about the crabs

Sorry I cut your penis!

???!!!

Sorry, I think I might have peed in your dryer by accident.

Sorry I grabbed ur dick and said “pull the lever Kronk”

I’m sorry for being a psycho bitch

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Single and Ready To … ??

Published June 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Looks like this dude is single and ready to pringle!
LOL

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X Rated Latte

Published August 4, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

When your morning latte has something X rated to say.

LOL

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The Zhuhai Penis

Published February 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

From the always interesting ESWN, in Zhuhai city in Guangdong Province, a man built a 5 meter tall penis that weighs more than 5 tons. Here is the image:

After the story had been circulated around the internet, the owner got so many calls from angry netizens (I hate that term) that he “had the statue moved inside a family planning shop away from the public space.”

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What the heck?

Published January 1, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

What the heck happened to this poor guy? Did he try to jump over the fire naked? Bad idea!

Posted in Animated Gifs, Funny Stuff, Oops! | Tagged Dangerous, Disturbing, Fail, Naked, Penis, People, Savage | Leave a comment

Where NOT to WHAT?

Published December 1, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Here we have an illustrated guide of where NOT to stick your penis… just in case… you didn’t know!

Toaster
Crab
Electric Fence
Fan
Hot Soup
Key Hole
Vampire
Acid
Train Tracks
Your Mate’s Beer
My Sister
Your Sister

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Naughty Veggies

Published April 23, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

It’s not so much that the veggies are naughty… it’s where we let our minds go when we see these potentially X rated vegetable pics.

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Check This Out!

Published April 8, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

It’s the Mr. Banana Wine Stopper!
LOL…

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Now that is disturbing!

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Looks like the cat is planning to run off with the family jewels!

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