I’m sorry I tried to sacrifice you to SATAN???
Nothing says sorry as well as cake!
Sorry you suck at Everything
Sorry I set you on FIRE
Sorry I kicked your lunchbox and almost ran you over with my car.
I’m sorry I projectile vomited all over your apartment and cat.
Worry I slept with your DAD!
Sorry I threw a live snake at you.
Sorry about the crabs
Sorry I cut your penis!
Sorry, I think I might have peed in your dryer by accident.
Sorry I grabbed ur dick and said “pull the lever Kronk”
I’m sorry for being a psycho bitch
When your morning latte has something X rated to say.
From the always interesting ESWN, in Zhuhai city in Guangdong Province, a man built a 5 meter tall penis that weighs more than 5 tons. Here is the image:
After the story had been circulated around the internet, the owner got so many calls from angry netizens (I hate that term) that he “had the statue moved inside a family planning shop away from the public space.”
What the heck happened to this poor guy? Did he try to jump over the fire naked? Bad idea!
If an image has posted without permission please leave a comment and I will happily remove it, replace it, give credit, and/or link love whichever you prefer.