I’m sorry I tried to sacrifice you to SATAN???
Nothing says sorry as well as cake!
Sorry you suck at Everything
Sorry I set you on FIRE
Sorry I kicked your lunchbox and almost ran you over with my car.
I’m sorry I projectile vomited all over your apartment and cat.
Worry I slept with your DAD!
Sorry I threw a live snake at you.
Sorry about the crabs
Sorry I cut your penis!
Sorry, I think I might have peed in your dryer by accident.
Sorry I grabbed ur dick and said “pull the lever Kronk”
I’m sorry for being a psycho bitch
When your morning latte has something X rated to say.
From the always interesting ESWN, in Zhuhai city in Guangdong Province, a man built a 5 meter tall penis that weighs more than 5 tons. Here is the image:
After the story had been circulated around the internet, the owner got so many calls from angry netizens (I hate that term) that he “had the statue moved inside a family planning shop away from the public space.”
What the heck happened to this poor guy? Did he try to jump over the fire naked? Bad idea!
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