I’m sorry I tried to sacrifice you to SATAN???
Nothing says sorry as well as cake!
Sorry you suck at Everything
Sorry I set you on FIRE
Sorry I kicked your lunchbox and almost ran you over with my car.
I’m sorry I projectile vomited all over your apartment and cat.
Worry I slept with your DAD!
Sorry I threw a live snake at you.
Sorry about the crabs
Sorry I cut your penis!
Sorry, I think I might have peed in your dryer by accident.
Sorry I grabbed ur dick and said “pull the lever Kronk”
I’m sorry for being a psycho bitch
Somebody, somewhere, had this fantastic idea to decorate focaccia bread with assorted veggies and make it into a picture. And now it’s a thing. Just looking at these is making me hungry, and I wish someone would bring one of them over, piping hot, fresh out of the oven! Along with a bottle of wine… Please?
When your morning latte has something X rated to say.
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