Monthly Archives: June 2020

Sorry… Not Sorry

I’m sorry I tried to sacrifice you to SATAN???

Nothing says sorry as well as cake!

Sorry you suck at Everything

Sorry I set you on FIRE

Sorry I kicked your lunchbox and almost ran you over with my car.

I’m sorry I projectile vomited all over your apartment and cat.


Worry I slept with your DAD!

Sorry I threw a live snake at you.

Sorry about the crabs

Sorry I cut your penis!


Sorry, I think I might have peed in your dryer by accident.

Sorry I grabbed ur dick and said “pull the lever Kronk”

I’m sorry for being a psycho bitch

Focaccia Art Bread

Somebody, somewhere, had this fantastic idea to decorate focaccia bread with assorted veggies and make it into a picture. And now it’s a thing. Just looking at these is making me hungry, and I wish someone would bring one of them over, piping hot, fresh out of the oven! Along with a bottle of wine… Please?


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