Here we have an illustrated guide of where NOT to stick your penis… just in case… you didn’t know!
Toaster
Crab
Electric Fence
Fan
Hot Soup
Key Hole
Vampire
Acid
Train Tracks
Your Mate’s Beer
My Sister
Your Sister
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