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Funny Good Morning Quotes

Who does not like to have a good joke in morning and start the day on a light mood. If you want to help your friends have a great day then send them some funny good morning quotes.

  •  “A person falls asleep the fastest when he turns off the alarm clock.”
  • “Luckily, today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.”
  • “There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1) morning people 2) people who want to shoot morning people.”
  • “The one, who snores, is the first one to fall asleep.”
  • “It’s easier to stay awake until 7 AM, than to wake-up at 7 AM!”
  • “I need to get up – my coffee needs me.”
  • “Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.”
  • “I always say ‘MORNING’ instead of ‘GOOD MORNING’ if it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.”
  • “I think I’m allergic to morning.”
  • “Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now its the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
  • “Morning paradox – it takes forever to fall asleep and only a second to fall asleep in the morning.”
  • “Angels usually show up in the morning but I have showed up now. So all you need to do is bow down a bit and wish yourself a happy morning as a sign of respect. Cheers mate!”
  • “The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone. ”
  • “I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.”
  • “Sometimes people want to have full conversation really early in the morning and its okay to kill those people.”
  • “Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one…only if morning began after noon.”
  • “I lack sleep: are the nights so short, or do I sleep so fast?”
  • “Hell is other people before breakfast”
  • “Me & Morning don’t see eye to eye, mostly because I don’t want to open mine!”
  • “The feeling dialogue I experience every morning. Me: I really can’t stay. Bed: but baby, it’s cold outside!”
  • “In bed, its 6 AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31.”
  • “If I offer her to sleep over, she might misunderstand. And she will be right.”
  • “Without any friends, life is a waste. Without any love, heart is almost a waste. Without any story, a movie is almost a waste and without a quote from me, your morning is a waste. Have a great day!”
  • “The worst part about my MONDAY, is hearing you complain about yours.”
  • “If you make me COFFEE in the morning, I’ll love you forever, or at least until the coffee is gone. ”
  • “Insomnia is not a problem; a problem is when you don’t know why you get up in the morning.”
  • “The alarm is on in the morning not because the windshield is busted, but the windshield is busted because the alarm is on in the morning.”
  • “Today I woke up and realized three horrible facts: Today is not Friday; Tomorrow is not Friday either; And even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.”
  • “If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.”
  • “5 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter…”
  • “Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.”
  • “I woke up in the morning; lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom.”
  • “God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.”
  • “I don’t like the morning, because it starts when I’m still asleep.”
  • “The mind is a wonderful thing: it wakes up when you do and falls asleep when you reach the office.”
  • “I can rise and shine, just not at the same time.”
  • “Monday morning is the ugly sister of Friday evening.”
  • “Good morning let the stress begin….”
  • “After “Monday” and “Tuesday” even the calendar says “WTF”.”
  • “Is this me, or today I will again go to sleep tomorrow.”
  • “It’s not “Tuesday”, it’s “ThreeDaysBeforeFriday”.”

 

100 Motivational Quotes

Everyone needs that motivational quote of the day to keep pushing forward. Because we face difficulties and hard times in their life. These difficulties can break our spirit and bring us down and makes us feel uninspired.

Hope you enjoy these positive quotes and they help you to start the day with some motivation and inspiration!

  1. “Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.” – Winston Churchill
  2. “If you can dream it, you can achieve it.” – Zig Ziglar
  3. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs
  4. “Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.” – Benjamin Franklin
  5. “When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.” – Henry Ford
  6. “Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be.” – Grandma Moses
  7. “You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try.” – Beverly Sills
  8. “Dream big and dare to fail.” – Norman Vaughan
  9. “It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.” – Confucius
  10. “Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.” – Farrah Gray
  11. “I would rather die of passion than of boredom.” – Vincent van Gogh
  12. “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
  13. “Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless.” – Jamie Paolinetti
  14. “Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.” – Joshua J. Marine
  15. “Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.” – Les Brown
  16. “If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.” – Latin Proverb
  17. “If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat! Just get on.” – Sheryl Sandberg
  18. “Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions.” – Dalai Lama
  19. “When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.” – Lao Tzu
  20. “Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see.” – Confucius
  21. “Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that you trust him.” – Booker T. Washington
  22. “There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.” – Aristotle
  23. “The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra
  24. “Either you run the day, or the day runs you.” – Jim Rohn
  25. “Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is.” – Vince Lombardi
  26. “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” – Steve Jobs
  27. “Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.” – John Lennon
  28. “Just know, when you truly want success, you’ll never give up on it. No matter how bad the situation may get.” – Unknown
  29. “I don’t regret the things I’ve done, I regret the things I didn’t do when I had the chance.” – Unknown
  30. “Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude.” – Denis Waitley
  31. “I am thankful for all of those who said NO to me. Its because of them I’m doing it myself.” – Albert Einstein
  32. “Don’t worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don’t even try.” – Jack Canfield
  33. “Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don’t have a plan.” – Larry Winget
  34. “Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.” – Carl Bard
  35. “I don’t regret the things I’ve done, I regret the things I didn’t do – Lucas ( Rory Cochrane, Empire Records)
  36. “Never give up on something that you can’t go a day without thinking about.” – Unknown
  37. “When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.” – Unknown
  38. “Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.” – Judy Garland
  39. “What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” – Henry S. Haskins
  40. “Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything.” – Unknown
  41. “It is never too late to be what you might have been.” – George Eliot
  42. “All our dreams can come true–if we have the courage to pursue them.” – Walt Disney
  43. “The best way to predict the future is to invent it.” – Alan Kay
  44. “If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.” – Napoleon Hill
  45. “An obstacle is often a stepping stone.” – William Prescott
  46. “You make a living by what you get; you make a life by what you give.” – Winston Churchill
  47. “The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.” – Lao Tzu
  48. “What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  49. “You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” – Gandhi
  50. “Tough times never last, but tough people do.” – Dr. Robert Schuller
  51. “Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow.” – Helen Keller
  52. “The best way out is always through.” – Robert Frost
  53. “Make each day your masterpiece.” – John Wooden
  54. “The best dreams happen when you’re awake.” – Cherie Gilderbloom
  55. “Don’t count the days, make the days count.” – Muhammad Ali
  56. “The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.” – Jimmy Johnson
  57. “You must not only aim right, but draw the bow with all your might.” – Henry David Thoreau
  58. “Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
  59. “Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.” – Babe Ruth
  60. “Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.” – Napoleon Hill
  61. “A year from now you may wish you had started today.” – Karen Lamb
  62. “It is never too late to be what you might have been.” – George Eliot
  63. “If there is no struggle, there is no progress.” – Frederick Douglass
  64. “What we fear doing most is usually what we most need to do.” – Tim Ferriss
  65. “The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.” – Richard Bach
  66. “Your imagination is your preview of life’s coming attractions.” – Albert Einstein
  67. “Do what you love and the money will follow.” – Marsha Sinetar
  68. “The harder I work, the luckier I get.” – Gary Player
  69. “Even if you fall on your face, you’re still moving forward.” – Victor Kiam
  70. “The purpose of our lives is to be happy.” – Dalai Lama
  71. “The dreamers are the saviors of the world.” – James Allen
  72. “Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.” – Russell Warren
  73. “Someday is not a day of the week.” – Denise Brennan-Nelson
  74. “If you can’t outplay them, outwork them.” – Ben Hogan
  75. “Champions keep playing until they get it right.” – Billie Jean King
  76. “Change your thoughts and you change your world.” – Norman Vincent Peale
  77. “Action is the foundational key to all success – Pablo Picasso
  78. “I will go anywhere as long as it is forward.” – David Livingston
  79. “If you aren’t going all the way, why go at all? – Joe Namath
  80. “Just keep going. Everybody gets better if they keep at it.” – Ted Williams
  81. “Don’t wish it were easier, wish you were better.” – Jim Rohn
  82. “The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  83. “It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.” – Howard Ruff
  84. “Never let your memories be greater than your dreams.” – Doug Ivester
  85. “If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.” – Henry David Thoreau
  86. “There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them.” – Denis Waitley
  87. “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.” – Aristotle
  88. “The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering the attitudes of his mind.” – William James
  89. “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.” – Robert Frost
  90. “The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but progress.” – Joseph Joubert
  91. “Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.” – T.S. Eliot
  92. “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” – Oscar Wilde
  93. “Freedom is not the absence of commitments, but the ability to choose yours.” – Paulo Coelho
  94. “Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.” – John F. Kennedy
  95. “I am tomorrow, or some future day, what I establish today. I am today what I established yesterday or some previous day.” – James Joyce
  96. “It’s time to start living the life you’ve imagined – Henry James
  97. “Every man dies. Not every man really lives.” – William Wallace
  98. “Don’t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  99. “Action is the foundational key to all success.” – Pablo Picasso
  100. “Nothing important was ever achieved without someone taking a chance.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr

I hope all these positive quotes for the day will bring a new change in your life and work. Read one quote before starting your day and I assure you that you will remain focused. Now that you’re done, please pass it along to your friends and others who you want to motivate.

Ever Been In Love?

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.

You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…You give them a piece of you. They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore.

Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should be just friends’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain.

I hate love.

~Neil Gaiman

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